Name's Tom(Hi, howya doin?).
Just an average joe, looking to make his way through life.
Feel free to kick your feet up and go no further until you've checked out the blog. Or do, I'm a blog, not the police.
I always know when my tumblr friends are horny because they reblog tons of porn at one time, cut back to normal, and then back to porn some time later.
Meanwhile, I’m scrolling like:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
THEY’RE HERE
I WAS WATCHING THOR AND THEN THE AVENGERS WITH MY DAD AND HE GOES “WELL WOULDN’T STEVE BE ABLE TO PICK UP THE HAMMER SINCE HE’S SO VIRTUOUS” AND IT LITERALLY BLEW MY MIND I WAS JUST
Fun fact: in the comics, Cap is one of the few people who is actually able to lift Thor’s hammer because of his moral character. Along with an alien named Beta Ray Bill, Odin and Thor, obviously.
I’ve been trying to recommend Sherlock to some people, and this is what everyone has been saying
“Oh, is that a British show? No…I don’t think I’d like it, I don’t like Doctor Who.”
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:
-Waterbending-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
(Source: zudilio)
